Puppet-Topia

Puppet-Topia, otherwise known as The time is always Nice O' Clock is a song featured on "The Puppets Take Meanhattan". It was singed by Lucretia and Patty Pupé in a stage located in Harvey Street Park as a part of Patty's "Nice O'Clock" tour.

Episode version
[Lucretia and Patty go to the stage] (Patty Pupé) How-dee, How-diddly-doo.

Now, if you feel like some old banjo. Oh, getting picked on all day long.

And if you feel like some old booger, ooh. getting picked at and blown off.

If you feel like time is cheating ya, and you just wanna get away. Then come on down to Puppetopia.

Where life is sweeter, then fresh-churned butter. We toss bad days out in the gutter,

[Lucretia starts to looking out of the puppet box] In Puppetopia, the time is always Nice O'Clock, yeah.

[ Audrey and Dot join the show, Lucretia is starting to get worried ] You have never to check your watch, around here is always Nice O'Clock.

If you feel like some ol' teeth, getting picked after corn dinner.

If you feel like no one is listenin', Gettin' curled into a ball.

If you feel like time is beatin' ya, and you just wanna get away. Then come on down to Puppetopia.

When life is sweeter that cotton candy, and kisses from your dear ol' granny.

[Patty gives a mean look to Lucretia] In Puppetopia, (Lucretia) the time is always Nice A'Bawk.

[Lucretia starts remembering all the bad things that Patty did to her friends and herself] You have never to check your watch, around here is always Nice A'Bawk.

(Lucretia) Oh, the good times, they never stop. (Talking) Actually, the train has been delayed because Patty Pupé is not nice!.

Credits version
Despite the fact that Lucretia and Patty became enemies at the end of the episode, the viewer can hear the duet version of this song. Therefore, it can be interpreted as creative freedom from part of the writers and therefore can be considered not canonical in the series.

(Patty Pupé) In Puppetopia, (Lucretia) the time is always Nice A'Bawk.

You have never to check your watch, around here is always Nice A'Bawk.

(Lucretia) Oh, the good times, they never stop. (Both) When it's always Nice'O Clock. (Lucretia) Whew!