It's a Wonderful LARP/Transcript

[Audrey takes out a wat of gum and mashes it to the bubble-ball.]

Audrey: And now it’s as big as my head.

Audrey: The billion bubble ball is ulti-finally finished.

Audrey: Now to blow the biggest bubble the bubble-verse has ever seen!

Dot: Sure you can chew that whole thing?

Audrey: Definitely. Definitely?

Audrey: Definitely, definitely. [Audrey jams her mouth with the whole bubble ball and blows a huge bubble.]

Lotta: {gasps} It’s gonna pop!

[Dot and Lotta hide in a bush while Audrey keeps blowing a big, huge bubble until it pops.]

Lotta: That-

Dot: Was-

Audrey: Awesome marinara-sauce!

Audrey: Let’s do it again! {laughs} And this time we go even bigger and bubble-er.

Dot: Audrey, we love your enthusiasm, but sometimes you take things too far.

Audrey: {scoffs} When? Name at least three distinct occasions.

[A flashback shows the Audrey, Dot and Lotta go to Japan during a rainstorm.}

Audrey: Go home? When we are this close to Japan?

Audrey: {sighs} Your turn!

{Audrey shouts and the building falls down.}

Audrey: Run! The spa’s exploding!

{The girls run and the spa releases bubbles.}

Audrey: {sighs} We have fun.

Melvin: All hail King Mel—- Ow, my toe! Why’s the armor got to be so heavy?

Fredo: Good morrow, kind maidens. Wouldeth thou care to join us on a grand journey through Harveos?